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Obama the Elitist!

Big dog elitists choose high dollar condiments like French's Dijon mustard.

Does anyone really give two shits about Barack Obama’s condiment choices? So he put Dijon mustard on a burger. Who gives a flying F!

If I drink Dijon straight from the bottle will that qualify me to hang out and eat dinner with Donald Trump?

The President is probably just trying to avoid being poisoned by HFCS like the rest of us. Something fat-assed, blue-haired, Neocons <– (Not Republicans, there is a difference) wouldn’t know or care about. Kind of looks like Obama might care by this photo?

FYI… Barack Obama is an elitist! He’s the President of a global super power. How many of those out there anyway? I’m not counting, but I’m pretty sure it qualifies him as elite.


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