Dietary Consult

If you wan’t some advice on disordered eating, weight loss, low-carb, high-carb whatever… I’d be happy to talk to you all day long about it for $20 an hour. $20 minimum. Via PayPal.

Yeah, I know that’s too cheap, but I want to be accessible for pretty much anyone. I’d do it for free, but since it pulls me away from work that actually pays the bills, I need some kind of compensation. We’ll get you a plan of attack. I’m not as dumb as I look and write, but I like to keep things laymen.

I’m not your doctor, so if you’re extremely metabolically deranged with damaged organs ect.. I’m not for you, but you can pay me to tell you that if you want? If you’re having problems sticking to a plan, need someone to talk to who wont judge you for being weak willed, or maybe some tough love, pop me an email and we’ll schedule a time.

Contact info is in the top right corner.

Rest assured you won’t be talking to some skinny kid who can eat anything he wants and not gain a gram. I have a major history of dieting, horrible eating patterns, chronic illness, teasing etc… I can sympathize. I’m a pretty no bullshit guy and transparent. Ask and I’ll tell.